Ignore your responsibilities and fantasize about older women
"Men and women differ in their language patterns; for example, research suggests that men interrupt women more than women do men (a finding that surprises most men but not most women)."
Analyzing English Grammar, Klammer, Schulz, & Della Volpe, p. 21
you guys my grammar book is sassy
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life